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By: Danny Birchall[/caption]
socialism: You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour. communism: You have two cows. Give both to the government. The government gives you milk. capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one cow and buy a bull. fascism: You have two cows. Give milk to the government. The government sells it. nazism: You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes the cows. New Dealism: You have two cows. The government shoots one cow, milks the other, and pours the milk down the sink. anarchism: You have two cows. Keep them. Steal another. Shoot the government. conservatism: You have two cows. Freeze the milk. Embalm the cows.