What is it with telephones in hotel room toilets?
In this apparently 5-star hotel I’m holed up in Amsterdam – they have 3 phones in this room and one of them installed by the throne in the bathroom.
Clearly I’m not the target audience for this level of communication equipmentization (I’m making that a word!). I have no one to call on a fixed line whilst I’m doing my other kind of business.
Also I guess most of these elegant boarding houses haven’t heard of mobile phones.